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Chuck Norris's jet isn't invisible, it just scares the light away from it.

Chuck Norris's lasso doesn't make people tell the truth. His feet do.

Chuck Norris's pee is a golden healing ray. Too bad he never urinates.

Chuck Norris doesn't guard the Underworld. Guarding implies the possibility of escape. Chuck Norris closes the Underworld.
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