This belongs in a Hollows novel

[seriousfic]

Ivy: Rachel, get on the computer and check if the werewolves are still at the docks.

Rachel: Just a minute, I have to Tab through all the links.

Ivy: Just use the mouse and click on it.

Rachel: I'm not using the mouse. I prefer the keyboard.

Ivy: But the mouse is so easy to use!

Rachel: I'm just not interested in using the mouse!

Ivy: Why don't you try it and see if you like it?

Rachel: No. I am so certain that the keyboard is superior that I don't even need to look at the mouse!

Ivy: Why don't you watch me use the mouse and then you'll see how much fun it is?

Rachel: ...

Ivy: It's so easy, I can even use it with my tongue. See?

Rachel: I-I NEED TO CHANGE MY PANTS FOR UNRELATED REASONS! *runs*

Comments

[jaganshi-kyou.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!!! Yes! We need to make it so... XD

[fanaticreader.livejournal.com]

Oh lord... I had to stare at it for a good few minutes before my brain decided that no it wasnt just my perverted imagination lol

Ivy using the mouse with her tongue... the imagery.... I NEED TO CHANGE MY PANTS FOR UNRELATED REASONS!

[tgirl78.livejournal.com]

Now.. where do you get one of those?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

LOVE. So much LOVE.

Goddamn, Ivy really can make anything sexy (although she did get quite a bit of help from the prop!)

Rachel: I'm just not interested in using the mouse!

Rachel: No. I am so certain that the keyboard is superior that I don't even need to look at the mouse!

LOL.

Rachel: I-I NEED TO CHANGE MY PANTS FOR UNRELATED REASONS! *runs*

*sigh* Rachel, Ivy would be more than happy to help you take care of that. Never turn down a horny vampire willing and eager to use her mouth.

[seelyfey.livejournal.com]

Oh man. I laughed out loud over that one. Hahaha. You slay me.