This belongs in a Hollows novel

[seriousfic]

Ivy: Rachel, get on the computer and check if the werewolves are still at the docks.

Rachel: Just a minute, I have to Tab through all the links.

Ivy: Just use the mouse and click on it.

Rachel: I'm not using the mouse. I prefer the keyboard.

Ivy: But the mouse is so easy to use!

Rachel: I'm just not interested in using the mouse!

Ivy: Why don't you try it and see if you like it?

Rachel: No. I am so certain that the keyboard is superior that I don't even need to look at the mouse!

Ivy: Why don't you watch me use the mouse and then you'll see how much fun it is?

Rachel: ...

Ivy: It's so easy, I can even use it with my tongue. See?

Rachel: I-I NEED TO CHANGE MY PANTS FOR UNRELATED REASONS! *runs*