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FOUR FUCKING PEOPLE. That's it. Four people wanted to see Monsters Vs. Aliens at nine in the morning. I think I can assure you unequivocably that they lead nasty, brutish lives.

And now it's time for Stupid Questions!

Q: (calling on the phone) Are you guys open?
What I said: No, I live here.
What I should've said: No, we're not open. You're not really talking to me. Do you know if your phone's even on?

Q: (customers walk in, see that the mall is dark, empty, and there are gates up preventing access) Hey, is the mall closed?
What I said: No, we put the gates up for fun.
What I should've said: No, we just need the gates to keep the zombies out.

I'm thinking of doing a chapter-by-chapter review of Wizard's First Rule to compare/contrast with the (far superior) Legend of the Seeker first season. One of the things the TV show left out? Kahlan saying "You have the magic of the tongue" prior to a make-out party (GIRL, YOU SMOOTH LIKE VANILLA!). I feel we're all a bit poorer for not having heard Bridget Regan say that.

I'm not sure of the protocols on this, but I kinda want to write fanfic for trancer21's original fic Tainted. Apparently, I'm just a total OT3 slut. What, like it's implausible that Dinah was in a menage a trois with Ollie and Hal, which then led her to start a polygamous relationship with Barbara and Dick? What about that is implausible?

Now, like many families, my parents will watch The Passion of the Christ on Easter to better understand Jesus's suffering. I, on the other hand, shall watch Dragonball: Evolution in an attempt to replicate Jesus's suffering.

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I'm thinking of doing a chapter-by-chapter review of Wizard's First Rule to compare/contrast with the (far superior) Legend of the Seeker first season.

I would like to see that -- I just started on the show, and read the book ages ago. I loved the series back then, but I cannot remember the details AT ALL.

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I, on the other hand, shall watch Dragonball: Evolution in an attempt to replicate Jesus's suffering.

I thought I told you to save yourself? You don't have to do this--no one's looking for you to be a hero. It's not worth it! Just run away!

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I'm sorry, thrace_. I have to do it. Look into your heart and you'll know why. For too long I've run away from my responsibilities. But I have to stop running, before I forget what I'm running away from, or why.

I'll never forget you.

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Monsters Vs. Aliens? I'd get up at 6am for that film. Minor quibbles aside, Stephen Colbert Jams with a giant eyeball and the key to the security system is simon-says-DDR. Two moments of reality breaking genius that make a film.