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seriousficFOUR FUCKING PEOPLE. That's it. Four people wanted to see Monsters Vs. Aliens at nine in the morning. I think I can assure you unequivocably that they lead nasty, brutish lives.
And now it's time for Stupid Questions!
Q: (calling on the phone) Are you guys open?
What I said: No, I live here.
What I should've said: No, we're not open. You're not really talking to me. Do you know if your phone's even on?
Q: (customers walk in, see that the mall is dark, empty, and there are gates up preventing access) Hey, is the mall closed?
What I said: No, we put the gates up for fun.
What I should've said: No, we just need the gates to keep the zombies out.
I'm thinking of doing a chapter-by-chapter review of Wizard's First Rule to compare/contrast with the (far superior) Legend of the Seeker first season. One of the things the TV show left out? Kahlan saying "You have the magic of the tongue" prior to a make-out party (GIRL, YOU SMOOTH LIKE VANILLA!). I feel we're all a bit poorer for not having heard Bridget Regan say that.
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trancer21's original fic Tainted. Apparently, I'm just a total OT3 slut. What, like it's implausible that Dinah was in a menage a trois with Ollie and Hal, which then led her to start a polygamous relationship with Barbara and Dick? What about that is implausible?
Now, like many families, my parents will watch The Passion of the Christ on Easter to better understand Jesus's suffering. I, on the other hand, shall watch Dragonball: Evolution in an attempt to replicate Jesus's suffering.
And now it's time for Stupid Questions!
Q: (calling on the phone) Are you guys open?
What I said: No, I live here.
What I should've said: No, we're not open. You're not really talking to me. Do you know if your phone's even on?
Q: (customers walk in, see that the mall is dark, empty, and there are gates up preventing access) Hey, is the mall closed?
What I said: No, we put the gates up for fun.
What I should've said: No, we just need the gates to keep the zombies out.
I'm thinking of doing a chapter-by-chapter review of Wizard's First Rule to compare/contrast with the (far superior) Legend of the Seeker first season. One of the things the TV show left out? Kahlan saying "You have the magic of the tongue" prior to a make-out party (GIRL, YOU SMOOTH LIKE VANILLA!). I feel we're all a bit poorer for not having heard Bridget Regan say that.
I'm not sure of the protocols on this, but I kinda want to write fanfic for
trancer21's original fic Tainted. Apparently, I'm just a total OT3 slut. What, like it's implausible that Dinah was in a menage a trois with Ollie and Hal, which then led her to start a polygamous relationship with Barbara and Dick? What about that is implausible?Now, like many families, my parents will watch The Passion of the Christ on Easter to better understand Jesus's suffering. I, on the other hand, shall watch Dragonball: Evolution in an attempt to replicate Jesus's suffering.
