Am I the only one who thinks these things?

So in browsing porn reviews (I read reviews of porn. In fact, I get some of my best material from them. Description of porn scene + Adjectives = Baby, you got yourself a PWP), I saw that there was a Charmed porno. This surprises me on two levels.

1. I always thought Charmed was a chick show. Were there really enough guys watching to justify a porno being made? You'd think, say, police procedurals would get porn versions first. Am I the only one seeing Law & Order: SVU: XXX?

2. Just from a moment's thought, the obvious appeal of a Charmed porno would be to see the Charmed Ones get it on with each other. And yet, according to the review, they don't. That's like a gay porn version of Supernatural in which the Winchesters remain strictly platonic. This pornographic tastefulness confuses and angers me!

Tron fic: Moving Day (2/2)

I'm gonna need a Tron icon pretty soon.

Title: Moving Day
Fandom: Tron
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,007
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Quorra, Alan Bradley
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Summary: If Sam had known playing videogames would get him branded history's greatest monster, he would've seriously reconsidered going for the high score in Time Crisis.

( In all the stories you've seen about a girl angry at a guy, doesn't he always get a chance to make up for what he's done with a grand romantic gesture? )

Breaking news: Spider-Man not to wear jeans and leather jacket in new movie

The 90s are incredibly disappointed.

So... meh. It's a Spider-Man costume. They went the Superman Returns route of trying to make a comic book costume more realistic by muting the colors and making it more textured (which, admittedly, worked well in the Star Trek reboot), but it does give off a strong Ultimate Spider-Man vibe, so mission accomplished, I guess. To completely read too much into a single contextless image, I'd be disappointed if this was overall as "i r sirius spyder-man, it iz serious business" as the one image is vibing. Sam Raimi can get away with an emo-y Spider-Man who never cracks jokes because he's Sam Raimi. 500 Days of Summer just doesn't have that currency with me.