Am I the only one who thinks these things?

[seriousfic]

So in browsing porn reviews (I read reviews of porn. In fact, I get some of my best material from them. Description of porn scene + Adjectives = Baby, you got yourself a PWP), I saw that there was a Charmed porno. This surprises me on two levels.

1. I always thought Charmed was a chick show. Were there really enough guys watching to justify a porno being made? You'd think, say, police procedurals would get porn versions first. Am I the only one seeing Law & Order: SVU: XXX?

2. Just from a moment's thought, the obvious appeal of a Charmed porno would be to see the Charmed Ones get it on with each other. And yet, according to the review, they don't. That's like a gay porn version of Supernatural in which the Winchesters remain strictly platonic. This pornographic tastefulness confuses and angers me!

Comments

[telepresence.livejournal.com]

I am confused as to why police procedurals would get porn parodies. Mostly because most police procedurals (in my mind at least, maybe I'm wrong), feature male-heavy casts, many of whom are rumpled middle aged guys.

A lot of guys had a long running thing for Alyssa Milano. And to the extent that the show could frequently be a sort of Magical Charlie's Angels, it did have a fair number of male viewers, even of half of them would claim they were just watching it with their wife/girlfriend.

[julz-t.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, you are indeed the first person I know who reads porn reviews... I know someone who write them, in fact, he has this amazingly detailed blog on Japanese porno...
They seriously have L&O SVU porn? really? Geez...

And,....um... where can one read such reviews? ;)