Aug. 14th, 2009

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Like many of you, I was excited to hear that there'd be a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie. But not nearly excited as I was to read the screenplay. Thankfully, it's just as witty as the last two movies, combining a respect for its prequels with a willingness to innovate and imagine. Now I can't get into plot details, but I can show you some of the amazing new one-liners that those crazy wordsmiths have worked into the narrative. Try to catch some of the subtle references to previous films in the series.


“The rum is gone!”


“’ello again, poppet.”


“It was sea turtles, cunt-cock!”


“Mate, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow…’s evil twin brother, Bob.”


“Today is the day you shall always remember as the day you almost didn’t nearly catch Captain Jack Sparrow!”
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Title: It’s Sex With Someone You Love (or: Megan’s Clone’s First Kiss)
Fandom: RPFS
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,841
Characters/Pairings: Megan Fox/Megan Fox, references to Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox/Rachel Maddow
Summary: If human cloning were perfected, don’t you think someone would clone Megan Fox? And don’t you think that clone would want to have sex with someone as hot as she was?

Was her clone something of a skank? It was better than being evil or a birther or something, but still, it made Megan feel like a deadbeat dad. Maybe if she’d set a better example, starred in better movies, her clone would have better self-esteem. )
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Can you get on AIM? And just to make certain that sentence isn't taken in a negative way, here's a picture of a hedgehog.

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