From the director of Lethal Weapon and the producer of Lethal Weapon...

In a world where justice is an illusion, and hope is for assholes...



Sometimes, to go it alone, what you need is a partner.



"Goddamn if I like your methods, Mahone, but you're a damn good cop!"

"I'd have to be, to survive your wife's cooking!"



"Where's the bomb, you son of a bitch!"

"I don't know anything!"

"Bull walrus!"



"Looks like we've got ourselves a serial killer on our hands."

"No. We've got a dead man who doesn't know it yet."



"My father always wanted me to be a cop... guess that's why I hated him so much."

"Well, this is one bull walrus who's damn glad you're not a cowboy astronaut fireman!"



This Summer, crime has a new reason not to go to the aquarium...

 

STALLONE

WALRUS

"DEAD TARGET"

 

"Have a holly jolly Christmas, man-kisser... IN HELL!"

'09

Fic: This Spider-Man – This Misogynist!? (Spider-Man/Feminism)

Title: This Spider-Man – This Misogynist!?
Fandom: Spider-Man
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 829
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ
Summary: Peter learns the hard way that fighting villainesses can have SRS consequences.

( Four hours I’ve been fighting Titania. That’s enough time for Alpha Flight to fly down here from Canada! But does anyone help me? No. You’d think Daredevil could at least swing by and throw a dang billy club… )

And when you think about it, after a while, all the beautiful woman in revealing outfits beating you up would have to serve as a sort of aversion therapy…

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

White Queen: *punch!*

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

Volcana: *punch!*

Spider-Man: Ooh, boobies!

Superia: *punch!*

So when he gets home…

Mary-Jane: Hey Peter, wanna fool around? …Peter, why did you jump across the room and web me to the bed?

Peter: Uh… foreplay?

Wolverine And The X-Men: Thieves' Gambit

An okay episode. The X-Men inventing the collar to help unstable mutants is a good twist on canon, but they didn't go anywhere with it. And Wolverine going alone to get it back when it could clearly have major consequences to not recover it makes him look like a bit of an ass. Especially during the whole fight with Gambit.

Gambit: I won't tell you where the collar is.

Emma: Yes you will. Then you'll dance. For my enjoyment.

Gambit: (mind-controll'd) Yes, mistress...

But onto the whole-sale mockery!





Stormtroopers: Hold it! Shoes can’t conduct that much heat!

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