From the director of Lethal Weapon and the producer of Lethal Weapon...

[seriousfic]

In a world where justice is an illusion, and hope is for assholes...



Sometimes, to go it alone, what you need is a partner.



"Goddamn if I like your methods, Mahone, but you're a damn good cop!"

"I'd have to be, to survive your wife's cooking!"



"Where's the bomb, you son of a bitch!"

"I don't know anything!"

"Bull walrus!"



"Looks like we've got ourselves a serial killer on our hands."

"No. We've got a dead man who doesn't know it yet."



"My father always wanted me to be a cop... guess that's why I hated him so much."

"Well, this is one bull walrus who's damn glad you're not a cowboy astronaut fireman!"



This Summer, crime has a new reason not to go to the aquarium...

 

STALLONE

WALRUS

"DEAD TARGET"

 

"Have a holly jolly Christmas, man-kisser... IN HELL!"

'09

Comments

[shiverslala.livejournal.com]

I think I died

you made my day, that is all

[mcity.livejournal.com]

The director has already signed up for a sequel; "Dead Target 2:Mah Bukkit".