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DC Comics/Fourth World: Scott/Barda: Ignoring Death of the New Gods, what's Barda and Scott's first kid like? And why is Knockout the godmother?

What can I say, I like Scott/Barda but there's hardly any fic. They're pretty much tailormade for fluff fic, so domesticity, shenanigans, JLI cameos, sweetness, sex, the obvious hilarity of Barda's pregnancy... all good. And by first kid, I don't mean you have to create a child OC, although you can if you want to. Anything from them reacting to the news that Barda's pregnant to the kid's first day at school.

Knockout gets in both because she and Scandal are sweet together, and because her relationship with Superboy could best adequately be described as "GIRL-COCK GOES WHERE?" Kon asked. (Disregard that link before it gets to the point where we say Devin Grayson would like to rape Nightwing.) But if you can't fit her in, no problem.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Kyle/Sarah: In a timeline where Sarah survived Judgment Day, what happens when she meets Kyle Reese?

Pretty much what it says on the tin. If worst comes to worst, what are the Connors' feelings on 'only' being able to survive Judgment Day? Or did the events in the series change something? How do the various players end up in the war? Character death is okay, obviously, as is Sarah/Cameron subtext (or not-so-sub text), but try for something more... complicated than a non-stop schmoopfest reunion? Seeing as how the world ended and all. Really, just do something cool with the idea and I'll like it.

Blade: The Series: Krista/Chase: Krista and Chase are on a road trip. Sex and snarking on Marcus ensues.

Still what it says on the tin. If you're the world's biggest Marcus fan, they can instead snark on Blade. Actually, that might be better/funnier. Just so long as it's them being them in all their subtexty goodness. You know, minus the 'sub'.

Cable & Deadpool: Deadpool/She-Hulk: Deadpool and She-Hulk both break the fourth wall. Can there be porn of this?

See above.

Snarking on Brand New Day, and any and everything else, would be cool as well. It doesn't even have to be porny, just so long as it's crazy and meta and Joe Quesada gets something heavy dropped on him.

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Just got back from the library, where I finally got a library card. I borrowed Fatalis, a horror novel about sabertooth tigers awakened from a "cryogenic slumber" of eleven thousand years. As the back says, "The battle between past and present, between man and beast has been waged (sic). And God help the loser..."

They're pretty much just big tigers, book. We've got tigers under control. I don't think humanity has much to worry about.

I also got some Ian Fleming novels, as well as a Preston/Child collaboration (trying to bone up on pulp). And they have DVDs, so I got Les Mis, Zathura, and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. That last one is just for the writer's commentary. Mostly. If you're going to learn about screenwriting, it might as well be while staring at Cameron Diaz's ass.

Flash Fact: As soon as I got in the car to drive home, the theme to Shaft came on the radio. Does that mean a library card makes you a pimp? Yes. A book pimp. Speaking of pimps, let's settle this once and for all.

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ETA: Keep in mind, SamJack!Fury has not done this even once.

I'm bored and like attention, did you know?

So, sometime in the past few weeks I've been friended by over a hundred people. And you're great! Really! You should get together with each other after the show, maybe get a hotel room, see what happens. I think you'd totally give you a call afterward.

But who are you people? Tell me something about yourself! Why'd you friend me? What's the fanfic you desperately hope I write (or don't write)? What scans should I post more of? What's one post of yours you wish I would comment on? Yes, I'm so bored I'm asking you to pimp your fic to me even.