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Well, this is somewhat overdue. The usual normal-people caveats about no non-cons, chan, super-weird fetishes apply. I also wouldn't love boyslash as my present. Sorry, I'm that one percent of person that doesn't see the appeal in Tony Stark and Steve Rogers canoodling.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) - So sue me, once in a while I'd like a good "and they lived happily ever after in heterosexual bliss" ending. As long as the story isn't a thousand words of Gay Perry having sex

and "oh, Harry and Harmony got back together," we should be fine.

James Bond - All Media Types. -- Anything you want to do to bring Xenia Onatopp into the Craigverse is fine with me, I guess just so long as you don't turn her into a completely different character. She's a Russian assassin who kills men with her thighs and gets off on it, not, ya know, Ally McBeal.

Sucker Punch (2011) -- See, now you can put in all the gay sex you want. Or not. I mean, I'm pretty sure if we matched on this, you're some kind of pervert

but if you think all the girls were a hundred percent straight and just really into cuddling, that's fine too. But, you know, subtext is your friend.

Howdy there! I'm big into femslash (someone has to be), but I'm also into het and gen, and so really have to write some of that soon. Slash isn’t really my thing (I know, what am I even doing here?). Hey, if you think you’re unhappy, imagine how my recipient is going to feel when she gets her fic and there’s no boy kissery, or it's just "and then they kissed. It was nice. What, do you want times and dates?" I'm not real into chan either, or mpreg, non-cons, any of the usual suspects. So I'd prefer if you stuck to canon instead of throwing in that, say, John secretly likes to role-play as a prostitute with Jack. I know, I'm no fun.

I like character exploration, adventure stories, fluff that isn't too fluffy, and witty banter. I'd marry witty banter if I lived in Vermont.

Oh, and have fun. I promise I'm not as picky as I sound.

All pairings mentioned hypothetically.

Dear Remix Redux Remixer (?),

Hi there. My fics are pretty extensively tagged by canon, genre (het, femslash, slash, or gen), pairings, and characters, so hopefully you can find something you want to write about fairly easily. Give the Scott/Barda fics a look, eh? (winks) That's about it, I guess, just do that voodoo that you do so well and, uh, don't write a remix about how the fic you're remixing is totally stupid (you know, like The Wind Done Gone to my Gone With The Wind? Now that I have any fics about how awesome the antebellum South was). I know I've got some stinkers in there, but be gentle. I suppose that's common sense, but you never can be too careful.

Dear Femslash09er,

Wassup? I suppose I have the usual dislikes - chan, incest, non-cons, character-bashing. I'm not a real big m/m slasher either, so if, say, you're doing a story about Kory and Raven getting together and you mention in passing that Dick and Roy are together, could you change that to Dick/Babs or whatever? It's just a little thing, but hey, it's a ficathon, and I need something to ask for in this letter.

Aside from that, I'll take anything from wee!Babs/Dinah cuteness to smut (though hopefully not both), just so long as it's femslash. I'd also like for there to be interaction between the couple, some idea of how their relationship works, and not just them off doing their own thing while happening to go "oh, BTW, I'm fucking Batgirl." You know, have it be about them and not the price of tea in China.

DC Comics/Fourth World: Scott/Barda: Ignoring Death of the New Gods, what's Barda and Scott's first kid like? And why is Knockout the godmother?

What can I say, I like Scott/Barda but there's hardly any fic. They're pretty much tailormade for fluff fic, so domesticity, shenanigans, JLI cameos, sweetness, sex, the obvious hilarity of Barda's pregnancy... all good. And by first kid, I don't mean you have to create a child OC, although you can if you want to. Anything from them reacting to the news that Barda's pregnant to the kid's first day at school.

Knockout gets in both because she and Scandal are sweet together, and because her relationship with Superboy could ~~best~~ adequately be described as "GIRL-COCK GOES WHERE?" Kon asked. (Disregard that link before it gets to the point where we say Devin Grayson would like to rape Nightwing.) But if you can't fit her in, no problem.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Kyle/Sarah: In a timeline where Sarah survived Judgment Day, what happens when she meets Kyle Reese?

Pretty much what it says on the tin. If worst comes to worst, what are the Connors' feelings on 'only' being able to survive Judgment Day? Or did the events in the series change something? How do the various players end up in the war? Character death is okay, obviously, as is Sarah/Cameron subtext (or not-so-sub text), but try for something more... complicated than a non-stop schmoopfest reunion? Seeing as how the world ended and all. Really, just do something cool with the idea and I'll like it.

Blade: The Series: Krista/Chase: Krista and Chase are on a road trip. Sex and snarking on Marcus ensues.

Still what it says on the tin. If you're the world's biggest Marcus fan, they can instead snark on Blade. Actually, that might be better/funnier. Just so long as it's them being them in all their subtexty goodness. You know, minus the 'sub'.

Cable & Deadpool: Deadpool/She-Hulk: Deadpool and She-Hulk both break the fourth wall. Can there be porn of this?

See above.

Snarking on Brand New Day, and any and everything else, would be cool as well. It doesn't even have to be porny, just so long as it's crazy and meta and Joe Quesada gets something heavy dropped on him.

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