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Title: The Queer Case of Spider-Man and Tony Stark’s Family Jewels
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man/Iron Man movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Any permutation of Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, and Felicia Hardy that you can name. Except that one.
Word Count: 4,972
Timeline: During the symbiote arc of Spectacular Spider-Man and post-movie Iron Man. Sequel to Don’t Steal My Heart (Take The Diamonds Instead).
Acknowledgments: Beta by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
htbthomas
Summary: Never invite a cat burglar to a formal soiree. It’s tacky.
( So I just look that dragon square in the face and say 'Look, I don't care if you were born without genitalia, you're a fifty-foot gecko in purple pants. Who're ya gonna screw, Hillary Clinton?' )
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man/Iron Man movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Any permutation of Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, and Felicia Hardy that you can name. Except that one.
Word Count: 4,972
Timeline: During the symbiote arc of Spectacular Spider-Man and post-movie Iron Man. Sequel to Don’t Steal My Heart (Take The Diamonds Instead).
Acknowledgments: Beta by
htbthomasSummary: Never invite a cat burglar to a formal soiree. It’s tacky.
( So I just look that dragon square in the face and say 'Look, I don't care if you were born without genitalia, you're a fifty-foot gecko in purple pants. Who're ya gonna screw, Hillary Clinton?' )
