I am kinda back

[seriousfic]

You may have noticed.

Having reinstalled Windows and done assorted vile things with wireless connections and Norton (and anticipate further unpleasantness with drivers), I think we can say that I have made a triumphant, albeit tentative, return. Much like Superman, I have raised from the dead, but I am still marred by a mullet and a really awkward costume. Seriously, this thing chafes.

So, no, I have not retired just because I wrote femslash that aroused a gay man. I am still trying to help our nation's pedophiles by writing smut that interests them in grown-up sexytimes. Why, if I porn well enough, I could wipe out chan from the internets.

Not that I would ever do that, you understand, even if the vacuum of Bruce/Robin fics would pave the way for Spider-Man het pairings to dominate the Internet. I shall be too busy playing Left 4 Dead with my brother over Christmas. I have my computer on the dining room table and everything.

We shall wreck some zombie shit.

Comments

[genclay.livejournal.com]

Killing those damn Zombies is vital work and must be done at all costs :)

[potatoko.livejournal.com]

Zombie killing is good, but you may have a far worse problem than zombies on your hands . . . what version of Norton did you get? Because Norton is computer killing poison.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I'm planning on trading it out for Avira.

*de-lurks*

[pink-paranoia.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear about the chafing. ;)

Seriously though, congrats on the computer revival.