I am kinda back
Dec. 3rd, 2008 02:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficYou may have noticed.
Having reinstalled Windows and done assorted vile things with wireless connections and Norton (and anticipate further unpleasantness with drivers), I think we can say that I have made a triumphant, albeit tentative, return. Much like Superman, I have raised from the dead, but I am still marred by a mullet and a really awkward costume. Seriously, this thing chafes.
So, no, I have not retired just because I wrote femslash that aroused a gay man. I am still trying to help our nation's pedophiles by writing smut that interests them in grown-up sexytimes. Why, if I porn well enough, I could wipe out chan from the internets.
Not that I would ever do that, you understand, even if the vacuum of Bruce/Robin fics would pave the way for Spider-Man het pairings to dominate the Internet. I shall be too busy playing Left 4 Dead with my brother over Christmas. I have my computer on the dining room table and everything.
We shall wreck some zombie shit.
Having reinstalled Windows and done assorted vile things with wireless connections and Norton (and anticipate further unpleasantness with drivers), I think we can say that I have made a triumphant, albeit tentative, return. Much like Superman, I have raised from the dead, but I am still marred by a mullet and a really awkward costume. Seriously, this thing chafes.
So, no, I have not retired just because I wrote femslash that aroused a gay man. I am still trying to help our nation's pedophiles by writing smut that interests them in grown-up sexytimes. Why, if I porn well enough, I could wipe out chan from the internets.
Not that I would ever do that, you understand, even if the vacuum of Bruce/Robin fics would pave the way for Spider-Man het pairings to dominate the Internet. I shall be too busy playing Left 4 Dead with my brother over Christmas. I have my computer on the dining room table and everything.
We shall wreck some zombie shit.
