seriousfic

Title: Craig Horner Gets Into Trouble With Sheep
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker/LotS RPF
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,018
Characters/Pairings: References to Richard/Kahlan and Cara/Kahlan
Author's notes: Maybe a little inspired by this interview.
Summary: After offending Zeus, King of the Gods, Craig Horner wakes up to find that he has become his character Richard Cypher and must defeat Darken Rahl. So yes, it’s a hard-hitting look at race relations.

( It was good to be Craig Horner, thought Craig Horner. He walked the New Zealand countryside, occasionally accepting gifts from the public. They were an adoring lot, even if he was sure that they were sure that he’d been in Lord of the Rings. )

Title: Lord Rahl
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,299
Characters/Pairings: Richard/Kahlan, Cara
Summary: Richard grew up.

( Most mornings, the first thing Kahlan felt upon waking was a chill. Her entire body felt cold, but it was really just her neck. No matter how long she wore it, the Rada’han never seemed to warm to her flesh. )

No, don't skip this, plebeians who have not yet experienced the awe and majesty of Legend of the Seeker. There will be Barda. And lesbians. Oh, yes, I thought you'd be sticking around.

So I'm sure many who've watched LotS have wondered "Where does Terry Goodkind get his ideas?" As have those who've read the books, although they're more like "Jesus Christ." But the question remains. Ideas. Terry Goodkind's. Where do they come from?



Besides that!

For instance, in LotS, the evil Darken Rahl commands a force of bisexual dominatrix assassin women, one of whom turns good. Coincidentally, in DC comics, the evil Darkseid commands a force of (occasionally) bisexual dominatrix (occasionally--Lashina FTW) assassin women, one of whom turns good.

Could it be that the Female Furies and the Mord'Sith are the same? Let's examine some compelling and sexy photographic evidence.

( Not safe for work or non-awesome. )