Fics lose more blowjobs that way

[seriousfic]

And another in the "dialogue that has to go because it's skeevy for a however-the-hell-old-Dick-is-with-Bruce-never-aging to be thinking of Kara in That Way" department:

Dick: Okay, Kara, there’s something you need to know.

Kara: Yes?

Dick: I’m, well, I…

Kara: Yes? Yes?

Dick: I’m saving myself for marriage. I don’t believe in premarital sex.

Kara: Oh. (brightens) You wanna get married?

Dick: Not right now.

Kara: Oh. (brightens) Oh! What if we…

She whispers in his ear.

Dick: Are you sure that’s not sex?

Kara: The President said it wasn’t.

Dick: Well, if the President said, I’m sure we can believe him.


Dick being against premarital sex is another hilarious-if-you're-me industry in-joke.