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seriousficTitle: Don't Tell Skye About The Orgies
Fandom: Agents of SHIELD
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11,754
Characters/Pairings: Skye/Coulson/May/Grant/Fitz/Simmons, Victoria Hand
Summary: Skye is tired of everyone treating her like a kid.
There wasn’t much good feng-shui on an airplane, but Skye found the best place to Zen out after a frustrating week was the armory. Every week, May cleaned and dry-fired all the weapons, and she did it in a tanktop that showed off the rest of the guns.
“Why does everyone treat me like a kid?” she asked, leaning against the wall with her arms folded in what was in no way a yoga stance. “I’m a grown woman! I have boobs! Doesn’t anyone notice my boobs?”
May coughed. “It’s a joke. They’re hazing you. If you didn’t get upset, they wouldn’t do it.”
“But why do they see me as a kid? Why would they even joke about that? No one jokes that you get… sexually aroused by toast or whatever.”
“That’s because my attraction to toast is a very sore subject with me,” May deadpanned.
Fandom: Agents of SHIELD
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11,754
Characters/Pairings: Skye/Coulson/May/Grant/Fitz/Simmons, Victoria Hand
Summary: Skye is tired of everyone treating her like a kid.
There wasn’t much good feng-shui on an airplane, but Skye found the best place to Zen out after a frustrating week was the armory. Every week, May cleaned and dry-fired all the weapons, and she did it in a tanktop that showed off the rest of the guns.
“Why does everyone treat me like a kid?” she asked, leaning against the wall with her arms folded in what was in no way a yoga stance. “I’m a grown woman! I have boobs! Doesn’t anyone notice my boobs?”
May coughed. “It’s a joke. They’re hazing you. If you didn’t get upset, they wouldn’t do it.”
“But why do they see me as a kid? Why would they even joke about that? No one jokes that you get… sexually aroused by toast or whatever.”
“That’s because my attraction to toast is a very sore subject with me,” May deadpanned.
