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seriousficTitle: Do It For Charity
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 17,080
Characters/Pairings: Peter Parker/Jane Foster, Gwen Stacy/Mary Jane Watson, Tony Stark.
Summary: In an alternate universe where there are no superheroes, only superheroines, a powerless Peter Parker isn't having much luck with the ladies. Until his friends Mary Jane and Gwen send him out with the most eligible bachelor in New York, Tony Stark. Mission: Get Parker laid.
He was on his fifth attempt to switch over his train of thought—not even recalling how bad the Star Wars prequels were was helping—when a high-end Audi pulled to a stop at his segment of the sidewalk like it was a pit stop at the Indy 500 and he was expected to change the tires. The window came down as fast as a pen being clicked and Peter saw the world’s most famous goatee.
“Get in, loser, we’re going shopping,” Tony Stark said.
All of Peter’s mind stopped functioning except for the bit that told him this wouldn’t normally happen. A conclusion leapt to him. “Wait… wait… how do I know you’re not the Chameleon, trying to get me alone?”
“Hmmm… if I was a shapeshifter who could take on any identity, I would be me,” Tony conceded. Then grinned: “The lovely and talented Ms. Watson sent me. She says: ‘face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot.’”
Fandom: The Avengers
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 17,080
Characters/Pairings: Peter Parker/Jane Foster, Gwen Stacy/Mary Jane Watson, Tony Stark.
Summary: In an alternate universe where there are no superheroes, only superheroines, a powerless Peter Parker isn't having much luck with the ladies. Until his friends Mary Jane and Gwen send him out with the most eligible bachelor in New York, Tony Stark. Mission: Get Parker laid.
He was on his fifth attempt to switch over his train of thought—not even recalling how bad the Star Wars prequels were was helping—when a high-end Audi pulled to a stop at his segment of the sidewalk like it was a pit stop at the Indy 500 and he was expected to change the tires. The window came down as fast as a pen being clicked and Peter saw the world’s most famous goatee.
“Get in, loser, we’re going shopping,” Tony Stark said.
All of Peter’s mind stopped functioning except for the bit that told him this wouldn’t normally happen. A conclusion leapt to him. “Wait… wait… how do I know you’re not the Chameleon, trying to get me alone?”
“Hmmm… if I was a shapeshifter who could take on any identity, I would be me,” Tony conceded. Then grinned: “The lovely and talented Ms. Watson sent me. She says: ‘face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot.’”
