The Best and Worst of The Spirit: Ellen Dolan

[seriousfic]

Wait, did she... did she just order up a boy-hooker? Right in front of her boyfriend?

I see some reorganization is due on account of Ellen fucking Dolan.

Best Superhero Girlfriends

1. Mary-Jane Watson Ellen Dolan
2. Lois Lane
3. Linda Park

Or wait... does this count as a negative?

Worst Superhero Girlfriends

1. Karen Page Ellen Dolan
2. Ollie Queen
3. Lana Lang

Comments

[hilandercs.livejournal.com]

Hey there,

Hope you don't mind, I friended you based on your incredibly insightful and funny commentary on moviebuffs. And when I saw you're also a comic book guy, I figure I'd better keep an eye on what you were writing.

Linda Park has always been one of my favorite super hero girlfriends. I suppose she gets bonus points because she wasn't around back in the golden age to have those "Oh no! I'm so helpless and useless because I'm a woman" moments. Lois has had her share of them.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Lois does lose points for being an "ace reporter" who doesn't notice that one of the men in her life is just another of the men in her life with eyeglasses... whereas Linda Park, it must be noted, loves Wally so much that the sheer force of her love fucked the Devil's shit up. You can see how scientific my rating system is.