Rizzoli & Isles

[seriousfic]

So at some point this show became a sitcom where people occasionally get murdered or abducted by creepy murderers, because one episode alone has...

A. Ray Wise as a transvestite judge (with an Oscar clip moment describing himself as "Eugenia Albert")

B. Wacky medical examiner Maura Isles hosting a convention of wacky medical examiners, complete with a drunken Russian medical examiner and a cowboy Texan medical examiner. I'm really disappointed there was no rough and tumble Australian medical examiner. "That's not a scalpel. THAT'S a scalpel."

C. Someone getting wacky text messages about Brazilian waxes.

D. I am pretty sure a nun is still living in the police station for some reason.

Now we just need an episode where Maura and Jane get locked in the morgue together.

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I cannot express how much I agree with everything in this post. I don't even understand Rizzoli & Isles anymore. Like, what even is it? It boggles my mind that non-Rizzles shippers actually watch it because it's a hot mess.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

>A. Ray Wise as a transvestite judge (with an Oscar clip moment describing himself as "Eugenia Albert")

I was seriously surprised at how well he played that. I was all "ha ha wacky hijinks" one second and "#feels" the next.

>Now we just need an episode where Maura and Jane get locked in the morgue together.

The doors are glass, IIRC. What you want is for them to get locked in a morgue drawer together.