Don't rub it in

[seriousfic]

So apparently there's a lesbian werewolf movie - yes - coming out called Jack & Diana. It's a tender coming-of-age romance in which young love turns to heartbreak turns to lycanthropy.

Do you lesbians have any idea how lucky you are? You think The Vow had werewolves in it? Every guy in that theater would've paid good money if at some point, Channing Tatum saw a full moon and went "No! Can't take these... romantic obstacles! Changing... turning... into the beast... I truly am!"

Of course, gay dudes are really lucky. They have a big romance movie with cowboys. All straight people get are ad execs and marine biologists.

ETA: Straight people are actually supposed to watch True Blood for the Sookie plotlines.

Comments

[liberty-stewart.livejournal.com]

First time hearing about this. So I looked it up and saw that the lesbian werewolf in question is none other than Catwoman's bestie Holly Robinson. I could see this leading to a femslash fics with jokes about cats and dogs getting along for anyone who makes the connection.