Snow White And The Huntsman

[seriousfic]

Forgot a bit: Oddly, despite all the Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart coupling, they have only one scene together, the final battle. It goes something like this.

Theron: Come and avenge your father, who was too weak to raise his sword.

Stewart: Wait, but you killed him in bed. He didn't even have his sword on him. Wait, is that a sex joke? Are you saying he was impotent? Eww! Why would I even care? Oh god, gross! What the fuck? Don't talk about your sex life, mom! Ewwww! What sense does that line even make? Is it from another draft? I don't even know what you're talking about!

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[jlbarnett.livejournal.com]

"And you just spent five minutes stammerng about that, so pretty great distraction, wasn't it?"