Dark Shadows in Five Minutes
May. 21st, 2012 08:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficJohnny Depp: Eva Green, you have turned me into a vampire, forcing me to murder the innocent to survive! Only the foulest evil could be responsible for something like this!
Helena Bonham Carter: Johnny Depp, turn me into a vampire too!
Johnny Depp: No! Only an evil psychopath would ask to be eternally young at the cost of killing innocent people! I will murder you for trying to become a vampire!
Johnny Depp's Weirdly Anonymous Girlfriend: Hey, can I be a vampire too?
Johnny Depp: kk
Audience: Wait, doesn't this mean that now twice the innocent people will die, just so Johnny Depp can have a girlfriend?
Tim Burton: Quick, Danny Elfman music!
Danny Elfman: Doodly doot, doodly deet, doodly doot, dootly deet...
Helena Bonham Carter: Johnny Depp, turn me into a vampire too!
Johnny Depp: No! Only an evil psychopath would ask to be eternally young at the cost of killing innocent people! I will murder you for trying to become a vampire!
Johnny Depp's Weirdly Anonymous Girlfriend: Hey, can I be a vampire too?
Johnny Depp: kk
Audience: Wait, doesn't this mean that now twice the innocent people will die, just so Johnny Depp can have a girlfriend?
Tim Burton: Quick, Danny Elfman music!
Danny Elfman: Doodly doot, doodly deet, doodly doot, dootly deet...
