I sound like I'm on speed first thing in the morning

[seriousfic]

Anyone wanna beta a Diana/Donna/Kory smutfic for the International Day of Femslash? I can't promise frottage, but I'm pretty sure the line "You’re both horrible Amazon slut-girl teases and you’re not my friends!" will be spoken at some point.

I don't think I've ever written Superman Returns fic, but I woke up this morning with a weird craving for a fic where Superman explains to Jason that he's "special friends" with Wonder Woman. In fact, I think Clark/Diana in SRverse could lead to a whole series, just for the OMGWTFBBQ of it all. Jimmy in particular would be like Rob Cordry in Semi-Pro.

Also, I have an even weirder craving to write a fic where Spectacular!Peter Parker sees "socialite Felicia Hardy" on Movieverse!Tony Stark's arm and, at the symbiote's urging, decides to go all alpha male on him. Hilarity and shippiness ensues. It'd be a callback to that ASM issue where Peter decides to crash the Human Torch's party just because he's feeling like a dick. Except less/more dickish (I'm not sure how Tony Stark will affect the dickery content. A lot, you'd think).

For some reason, my fanon is that Felicia Hardy is the "not Nicole Richie" of the Marvel universe, which is her fiendish cover for stealing from her loathed high society counterparts. So, she's like Bruce Wayne meets Blair Waldorf.

I... think I scared myself a little there. That shit's scarier than The Strangers, man, I shouldn't bring that up before Friday the 13th. OH, FUCK, BRUCE/BLAIR, I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF!

Comments

[lurkslikefox.livejournal.com]

You still need a beta? Cos I'm looking for someone to pop my fiction-betaing cherry. Meaning that I used to edit a magazine, so this'll be like that, but with more sex. Though it was an art magazine, so there was a large amount of sex anyway... but only in a Freudian kind of way.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Yes. Do you have an e-mail address? If you're not comfortable spilling it here, you can just PM me (or the LJ equivalent).

[jack-luvxx.livejournal.com]

Damn...once beta'd you can send me a link. :)
yes/yes ?

lol.

By the way. Though at first i felt i was gonna puke and faint of seeing the pairing alone, VERY good fic of Doctor/Jenny. Sick...but great. :)

Belated, but...

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Here you go.