Multiple choice
May. 11th, 2012 02:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficSo with the news of a third male masseuse accusing John Travolta of gropery, this news story has reached the all important comedy rule of three and is now ripe for satire. I will give you, the audience, the choice of which quip to accept.
A. I know women have it bad, but at least they don't have to worry about John Travolta.
B. Not a good week for gay men. First North Carolina, and now they can't even trust male masseuses to keep their big mouths shut.
C. A classy and socially just refusal to look humorously at the situation.
D. Nothing I say will ever be as funny as Community.
A. I know women have it bad, but at least they don't have to worry about John Travolta.
B. Not a good week for gay men. First North Carolina, and now they can't even trust male masseuses to keep their big mouths shut.
C. A classy and socially just refusal to look humorously at the situation.
D. Nothing I say will ever be as funny as Community.
