Don't these people have names?

[seriousfic]

Not as many people read het as read slash. Duh. Still, the trade-off is that while I'm writing "so he... and then she... which prompted him to... so that she...", other people are writing "the dark man did this to the tall man, who in return touched the mutant, who gave a blowjob to the leader, who grabbed the samurai's hair and pulled them out by the roots, causing the secret agent to wince in pain."

Which is not an orgy, but a Scott/Logan sex scene. Although I think Wolverine might've been a ninja instead of a samurai. I don't know, I only care about X-Men when Joss Whedon is releasing an issue, so...