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seriousficBirthright: Clark Kent saves an activist from an assassination attempt and wrestles with a lion for fun.
Earth One: Clark Kent beats up a mugger in a dark alley LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
I guess my problem all along is I haven't been taking the alien who flies around in red underwear thanks to the power of sunlight seriously enough.
Earth One: Clark Kent beats up a mugger in a dark alley LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
I guess my problem all along is I haven't been taking the alien who flies around in red underwear thanks to the power of sunlight seriously enough.
