HUBRISSSSSSSS! Part 2

[seriousfic]

Alternately, I would like to see Peter Weyland, John Hammond from Jurassic Park, and Walter White from Breaking Bad in a sitcom of three hubriseteers trying to make it big and spit in God's eye.

Hammond: We should start a lemonade stand. Children would love a lemonade stand! Some nice cool drinks on a hot day--

Weyland: Once, primitive man waited for God to part the skies and let down the rain. If He did not, they starved. Now, crisp, cool refreshment awaits all for merely a few dollars. We are the gods now.

Walter: A MAN GOES UP TO A LEMONADE STAND AND GETS A COOL BEVERAGE AND YOU THINK OF ME? NO. I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES THE LEMONADE.

And each week, their crazy neighbor Jesus wrecks their schemes. "Guys, come on, your lemonade stand was never going to last ten thousand years."

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[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I read this to Henchgirl and the Captain (our other housemate), who just watched Congo the other day, and they suggested Joe Don Baker's character. At first, I said that he couldn't count since he was also a Michael Crichton character. Then I asked, "Wait, how many Michael Chrichton stories have a hubriseteer?" To which the natural reply was "ALL of them!"

So yes, maybe I should like to see the three of them going on a relaxing vacation to WestWorld (and/or RomanWorld and/or MedievalWorld).

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

The theme song could be by Kanye West.