Looking for a second job, I found a store that sold hats saying "I make the rules because I have the dick." I'm applying there because I don't have enough shame in my life.
The kind of guy who wears that shirt is the kind of guy who will one day inspire the woman he's with to say "You know what? Maybe you don't deserve to have that anymore."
Or maybe they're bought by lesbians. They switch it back and forth. Whoever has the strap-on that night gets the shirt. ;-D
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Date: 2011-10-18 11:55 pm (UTC)That, is going to be an interesting addition to your resume - cue the work related hijinks!
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Date: 2011-10-19 12:14 am (UTC)Or maybe they're bought by lesbians. They switch it back and forth. Whoever has the strap-on that night gets the shirt. ;-D