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seriousficOne of the few subtextual things in my piecemeal Lezbos script is parodying club lesbians, or actresses who make salacious bisexual claims, since you'd never find a man winking about his sordid gay past. Or wait, no, Thomas Jane used to be a rentboy. I would pay ten bucks to see the look on Garth Ennis's face when told that the actor who played the Punisher in a movie based on his comics had dug on dudes.
In other news, a lesbian dressed in drag to seduce a straight woman. Maybe I've watched too much Bugs Bunny, but anything's funny when it involves cross-dressing. In fact, if you leave out the sex crimes, it would make a great rom-com (my new catchphrase). Hilary Swank has a crush on Sandra Bullock, but she's only into men. Can John C. Reilly's wacky gadgets help her pass for a dude, or is Sandra really falling... for what's inside?
Of course, that's assuming Swank could pass for a HOLY SHIT, DOES SHE HAVE A TWIN BROTHER?
In other news, a lesbian dressed in drag to seduce a straight woman. Maybe I've watched too much Bugs Bunny, but anything's funny when it involves cross-dressing. In fact, if you leave out the sex crimes, it would make a great rom-com (my new catchphrase). Hilary Swank has a crush on Sandra Bullock, but she's only into men. Can John C. Reilly's wacky gadgets help her pass for a dude, or is Sandra really falling... for what's inside?
Of course, that's assuming Swank could pass for a HOLY SHIT, DOES SHE HAVE A TWIN BROTHER?
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Date: 2011-10-03 08:59 pm (UTC)