You can have this one for free.

[seriousfic]

Okay, X-Men people, with X-Men: Second Class taking place in the 70s, it's time to bring in Dazzler. This is like the one time you can do her! And with all the other X-chicas evil or having amnesia, you need to get some ovaries in there. So, here's the play. Ms. Scags as Dazzler.


This gif alone makes her better casting than January Jones.

I mean, hey, you need to throw one solitary bone to the people who don't ship Cherik. She could play the punk rock version from Ultimate comics (you know, all sass up the ass), just with the disco sensibilities and iconic costume. And she could get together with, say, Alex. And all us Scott/Emma fans will laugh at Summers men always going for the bad girl. Emma Frost and Dazzler, sisters-in-law. That's better than 90% of sitcoms out there. "One dazzles, one razzles" could be the tagline.

Comments

[gothic-pegusus.livejournal.com]

I actually liked January Jones as Emma (I don't know her, but I was still surprised that she was kind of good). But the only thing that gets me is that if they didn't have Emma Frost in the Wolverine movie that plot lines would be in sync. But, I LOVE your idea for Dazzler :) Though I haven't read every X-Men comic (maybe I should if I get enough money, because I know there's a lot), this idea of yours is brilliant.

[(Anonymous)]

I can't parse "razzles" as anything other than a synonym for filthy, filthy sex.
You've ruined my allegorical capacities!