Dear TV,

[seriousfic]

If you insist on having a million police procedurals, here's what I want. Olivia Williams as a British ex-pat detective, a complete libertine, possibly a heiress, who finds herself stranded in New York due to being placed on the no-fly list and having a seething hatred for public transportation.

Gina Carano is the brash but straight-edge homicide detective who ends up working with her on a case. Together, they fight crime, when Williams isn't high on some substance not quite known to science or Carano isn't just hauling off and punching a perp's lights in.

We can call it "Punch/Drunk."

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

I have all your Emmys right here.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Jaime Murray would naturally guest star. As Williams' evil twin sister. (Fraternal twin, but it still counts.)

[rebelbyrdie.livejournal.com]

I assume at some point there will be angry substance fueled lesbian sex...at least I hope there is.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I love how at this point, we just assume there's lesbian subtext. What if they're just really close friends, ya know? Like Rizzoli and Isles?

[pyroskittle.livejournal.com]

Close friends my ass. You've got a butch and a fixer-upper. They're either at each other's throats or... at each other's throats, but this time with lips instead of hands.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, you must be confused. It says "seriousfic.livejournal.com" in my address bar. Lesbian subtext is taken for granted based on that evidence alone.

[rebelbyrdie.livejournal.com]

Okay, do it just like Rizolli and Isles...just with less clothes. There's still sleeping in eachother's beds, meeting eachother's families, hold eachother, date eachother and bring up sleeping together allot. Do all of that but lets see some panties...y'know panties of friendship.

[iteari.livejournal.com]

I'm putting that on my Netflix.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

>Dear TV,
>If you insist on having a million police procedurals, here's what I want.

Wait for it...

>Olivia Williams as a British ex-pat detective, a complete libertine, possibly a heiress, who finds herself stranded in New York due to being placed on the no-fly list and having a seething hatred for public transportation.

Wait for it...

>Gina Carano

And the penny drops.

PS

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I knew it was either going to be her, Jamie Murray, or Tabrett Bethell.

I GOTCHER SCANNED, SRS.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'm literally getting teary eyed because this show does not (yet) exist. It's just *dreamy sigh* perfectly perfect.

Also, the title is spot on.

DAMN YOU UNIVERSE! MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!