When the best TITLE you can come up with is "Shark Night," you know the creativity is flowing.

[seriousfic]

Today in the review column: Shark Night 3D. Does it do justice to a tale of sexy teenagers' bacchanalian partying being interrupted by ferocious sharks and sadistic murderers, or is it PG-13? Don't ask the MPAA, click the link!

Comments

[geonncannon.livejournal.com]

The title "Shark Night" isn't a sly reference to Bill Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night," what with the... water?

And don't tell me Donal Logue is in this. Tell me you used Donal Logue as a nickname to describe an actor who kind of resembled the Donal. Because if I thought, even for a minute, that Hank Dolworth got cancelled and Donal Logue is stuck doing Shark Fucking Night 3FuckingD, I'm just going to go find a shark with a camera on it's head and jump into it's mouth. :(

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I think Donal Logue is the only one who knows how crap the movie is, because he's the only actor that doesn't take part in the "hilarious" white people rapping music video at the end.

[geonncannon.livejournal.com]

Well, that's some comfort. ~shudders again~