Batcave 13
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seriousficIf the Batfamily were Warehouse 13 agents.
Artie = Batman. Old, grouchy, HIS FATHER IS DEAD (to him).
Pete = Dick Grayson. Witty man-child. Sees nothing wrong with wearing green panties into battle.
Myka = Tim Drake. Super-smart, serious, lots of people think they're gay.
Claudia = Stephanie Brown. Young, impulsive, most likely to accidentally cause a catastrophe. Claudia would probably dye a lock of hair eggplant.
Jinks = Cass Cain. Calm, cool, les-bros with Claudia. Don't say Buddhist, that's racist.
H.G. = Huntress. Both named Helena, both dabble in villainy but have hearts of gold, Helena was gaymo for ladycop Renee, H.G. is gaymo for ladycop Myka. Also, I could've sworn Chuck Dixon was writing a thing between Tim and Helena back in the 90s. Totally hot for teacher. Also applicable: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Red Hood (ick!).
Leena = Alfred. Keeps everything running, but never shows up on adventures.
Ms. Fredric = Commissioner Gordon. Totally work-bros with Bat-Artie.
Artie = Batman. Old, grouchy, HIS FATHER IS DEAD (to him).
Pete = Dick Grayson. Witty man-child. Sees nothing wrong with wearing green panties into battle.
Myka = Tim Drake. Super-smart, serious, lots of people think they're gay.
Claudia = Stephanie Brown. Young, impulsive, most likely to accidentally cause a catastrophe. Claudia would probably dye a lock of hair eggplant.
Jinks = Cass Cain. Calm, cool, les-bros with Claudia. Don't say Buddhist, that's racist.
H.G. = Huntress. Both named Helena, both dabble in villainy but have hearts of gold, Helena was gaymo for ladycop Renee, H.G. is gaymo for ladycop Myka. Also, I could've sworn Chuck Dixon was writing a thing between Tim and Helena back in the 90s. Totally hot for teacher. Also applicable: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Red Hood (ick!).
Leena = Alfred. Keeps everything running, but never shows up on adventures.
Ms. Fredric = Commissioner Gordon. Totally work-bros with Bat-Artie.
