Fic: Who Says Romance Is Dead? (Gossip Girl)

[seriousfic]

Title: Who Says Romance Is Dead?
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Blair/Jenny, implied Blair/Serena
Word Count: 344
Continuity/Spoilers: 1x02 The Wild Brunch
Summary: Blair and Serena are through for-ever! So Blair will just have to make do.



…sister Jenny was spotted with a new dress, gifted from Blair herself. Everyone knows an Eleanor original is the uniform of B’s private army…

Jenny hadn’t yet mastered the fine art of conversational orgasm. Or was it orgasmic conversation? Those were the kinds of questions Blair had liked to whisper into Serena’s ear during sex, the kind of slow-drawn-out-leisure fuck that could barely even be called a fuck. Nice and sweet like you didn’t get with boys, full of giggles and conversational orgasm (Blair had actually had something that was much more like an orgasmic conversation than the conversational orgasm she was trying to have with Jenny).

“I was just expecting her to ‘fess up to it,” Blair griped into Jenny’s ear, when she wasn’t nibbling on it. “If I fucked your brother, I would tell her. Which I wouldn’t, because the ex-Hitler Youth look is 2005 with a hangover.”

Jenny just moaned and squirmed and went warm around Blair’s fingers. Even when Blair thumbed her clit, all she did was toss her head around in flurry of blonde hair that didn’t flip around with anywhere near the right amount of bounce. Serena always had a little lick of hair that stuck to her forehead when she got sweaty. And when Blair found her clit, she practically tried out for the Olympics.

“My mother would be ashamed if she found out I was moping around like a lovesick puppy,” Blair mused as she finished off Jenny, a little squeal of an orgasm that sounded like it belonged more on a playground than in the bedroom.

After, Jenny looked hurt at the concept that Blair wouldn’t cuddle, even thought she had things to do, so Blair settled in for a quick catnap with Jenny snuggled against her and the Eleanor original crushed beneath them. It wasn’t at all the same as with Serena, who fit her like silk sheets on a four-poster bed. Wasn’t the same at all.

“I guess I’m just a hopeless romantic,” Blair yawned as she nodded off for her forty winks.

Comments

[nudeinthegutter.livejournal.com]

Excellent little fic. It was an interesting idea andI think its fits Blair's character perfectly. Also Blair/Jenny is really pretty hot and shamefully underwritten.
Well done!
x

[harper-m.livejournal.com]

i hadn't seen this before (but that's okay, because i've seen it now). love it. absolutely love it. how utterly awesome is blair? i think that's pretty self-evident, but i still appreciate you giving it context. :)