Resident Evil: a brief recap
Jul. 19th, 2011 12:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficAlice: Hey, fake husband, you're played by James Purefoy. Care for some real sex?
Spence: Although I do look fetching in my leather jacket, I must decline, to be evil. And die.
Alice: So hey, Matt...
Matt: (now a Nemesis) STAAAAAAAARS.
Alice: Hell. Well, hello Carlos. Going my way?
Carlos: GAK!
Alice: Come on! Looks like it's just you and me, Luther.
Luther: I'm not dead.
Alice: Finally!
Luther: It'll just look that way.
Alice: How the fuck can I get naked in every movie and never get any?
Every time Alice falls for a bland male love interest, God kills a bland male love interest.
Heterosexuality kills.
Ship Alice/Claire.
The only humane choice.
Spence: Although I do look fetching in my leather jacket, I must decline, to be evil. And die.
Alice: So hey, Matt...
Matt: (now a Nemesis) STAAAAAAAARS.
Alice: Hell. Well, hello Carlos. Going my way?
Carlos: GAK!
Alice: Come on! Looks like it's just you and me, Luther.
Luther: I'm not dead.
Alice: Finally!
Luther: It'll just look that way.
Alice: How the fuck can I get naked in every movie and never get any?
Every time Alice falls for a bland male love interest, God kills a bland male love interest.
Heterosexuality kills.
Ship Alice/Claire.
The only humane choice.
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Date: 2011-07-19 02:51 pm (UTC)Heterosexuality kills.
Ship Alice/Claire.
The only humane choice.
- THIS!! I thought that too. :) This should come with the Resident Evil Blu-ray disc bundle. Alice/Claire rocks! <3 *At least Claire is STILL alive.* lol