I'm not made of stone, people.

[seriousfic]

So tearing tickets for Green Lantern today, I saw a little black girl take a look at the Green Lantern standee (which has Hal, Abin Sur, Sinestro, Tomar Re, Kilowog, and about six Green Lanterns who are only on screen for five literal seconds, this fucking movie...) and announce "I'm a Green Lantern girl!" and run around making action poses. Another girl had on a Green Lantern domino mask and light-up ring and had her dad take her picture while she posed under Ryan Reynolds like a smaller, girlier superhero clone.


Only NOT CREEPY.

Well, I'll admit... it's better than asking for a goddamn penguin as a pet, and a six-year-old would be at the proper intellectual level to enjoy Green Lantern. Besides, what could possibly go wrong with a young girl getting into the Green Lantern universe?