Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At A Theater

[seriousfic]

47. If my theater hires a man dressed in a Po costume for the premiere of Kung-Fu Panda 2, I should not wait until parents are taking pictures of their children with him and then say (in my capacity as a theater employee) "We didn't hire that guy."

Comments

[mymatedave.livejournal.com]

You are are an evil person. Funny, but still evil.

[derawr.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could get away with it if you posed it as a question: "did we hire that guy?"

[missnox.livejournal.com]

XD! Go up to him and say: "Hey you. We just got your police check back. Do you know you're on the registered sex offenders list? *insert stern/grave face*"