Shortly thereafter, I will sail around the world on my new boat, the Live-4-Ever

[seriousfic]

So, quitting old job, starting new job at the theater. I believe I've mentioned how theater work is the best day job a writer can have, because hey, free movies. Here's the thing. I start on Saturday, evening shift. You don't get free movies until after your first day. So, I could just see the movie on Sunday, right? But I have the morning shift, so I'd have to see it in the evening, making it two days until I can see a trained Shakespearean actor direct a movie about the god of thunder.

White people have so many problems, you guys have no idea.