Seriously, Smallville, seriously?
Feb. 20th, 2011 01:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficYou're going to do an episode ripping off Date Night?
1. That movie came out LAST YEAR.
2. It wasn't even that good!
And next week you're doing The Hangover? GURL, I thought Darkseid was the Big Bad! You could be doing stories about an escape artist and his midget sidekick and the Amazon warrior he loves! Or a band of superpowered teenage runaways! Or the son of Space Hitler who was raised to fight for good! Not to mention Cadmus Labs, the technologically-advanced hippies, the insectile underclass of utopia, and you guys still haven't gotten around to doing Batman or Wonder Woman, they really have priority over a Date Night parody. Man, you could give me a fucking Lightray episode and I'd welcome it as this point!
Also, I love how the episode's premise is that Ollie has to remain incognito, lest he be mobbed by the public, yet not only does he walk around for most of the episode without so much as a fake moustache without drawing any attention, but multiple FBI agents don't recognize him, the billionaire playboy who moonlights as a superhero/suspected terrorist. Those guys must not get out much.
Also, since when is Apokolips associated with the Seven Deadly Sins? I thought they were more Captain Marvel's bag. I thought Apokolips was all about despair. They didn't even do a Gluttony one!
Jimmy Olsen: C'mon, Chloe. Pig out on Oreos with me, your true love.
Chloe: Man, I don't give a shit, I literally had sex on your final resting place last episode.
1. That movie came out LAST YEAR.
2. It wasn't even that good!
And next week you're doing The Hangover? GURL, I thought Darkseid was the Big Bad! You could be doing stories about an escape artist and his midget sidekick and the Amazon warrior he loves! Or a band of superpowered teenage runaways! Or the son of Space Hitler who was raised to fight for good! Not to mention Cadmus Labs, the technologically-advanced hippies, the insectile underclass of utopia, and you guys still haven't gotten around to doing Batman or Wonder Woman, they really have priority over a Date Night parody. Man, you could give me a fucking Lightray episode and I'd welcome it as this point!
Also, I love how the episode's premise is that Ollie has to remain incognito, lest he be mobbed by the public, yet not only does he walk around for most of the episode without so much as a fake moustache without drawing any attention, but multiple FBI agents don't recognize him, the billionaire playboy who moonlights as a superhero/suspected terrorist. Those guys must not get out much.
Also, since when is Apokolips associated with the Seven Deadly Sins? I thought they were more Captain Marvel's bag. I thought Apokolips was all about despair. They didn't even do a Gluttony one!
Jimmy Olsen: C'mon, Chloe. Pig out on Oreos with me, your true love.
Chloe: Man, I don't give a shit, I literally had sex on your final resting place last episode.
