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seriousficI have long held a deeply personal belief that Bridget Regan and Tabrett Bethell should star in the next Bitch Slap movie, since by the end of the first one, most of the cast was dead or secretly an evil warlord. And since they're all in the same incestuous Raimi glee club (seriously, they could take the Whedon acting troupe any day), Tab and Bridget are natural choices. It's either them, or someone from Spartacus.
So, eureka! I have it! It should be like an uberfic of LotS, just like Bitch Slap is clearly a PWP crackfic of The Usual Suspects. So Bridget Regan would play a high-powered district attorney (note: glasses and business suit for the Sarah Palin fetishists) who can only unwind through bondage. Thus, Tabrett Bethell plays a dominatrix who Regan's character pays in kung-fu lessons, thus they spar all the time. Plus, you know, sex. Duh.
What do you think, sirs?
So, eureka! I have it! It should be like an uberfic of LotS, just like Bitch Slap is clearly a PWP crackfic of The Usual Suspects. So Bridget Regan would play a high-powered district attorney (note: glasses and business suit for the Sarah Palin fetishists) who can only unwind through bondage. Thus, Tabrett Bethell plays a dominatrix who Regan's character pays in kung-fu lessons, thus they spar all the time. Plus, you know, sex. Duh.
What do you think, sirs?
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