Meme

[seriousfic]

Comment and I will reply with how gay Rizzoli & Isles is. I have over 210 friends, but I don't think I'm going to run out of ways to say they're gay. Because that shit is so not straight, y'all.

Comments

[azarias.livejournal.com]

How gay are they?

Your answer may not use the letter 'o'.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

[expletives]

i would like to subscribe to the Rizzoli & Isles Are Gay newsletter

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

They do this. Not to catch a killer: just for the sweet, sapphic satisfaction.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

how gay is it? Bonus points for referencing Law & Order

It was so gay...

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

It WAS because she was a lesbian.

Re: It was so gay...

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Cheers and applause.

And you didn't even use the final tagline "just not a very good actor"

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

Tell me how sexy Angie Harmon's character is. If she's really, really sexy and awesome, then I'll watch. Because I love me some Angie Harmon.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Well, she does do this:

[potatoko.livejournal.com]

Well, it's in the title- "Rizzoli Is les". *twilight zone music*

[potatoko.livejournal.com]

OMG so gay!

"LET ME WARD OFF YOUR CLOTHES COLDS, JANE"

Jesus, Maura, chill the fuck out! Those eyebeams will leave scars.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

They're like the Kama Sutra of Eyefucking.

[geonncannon.livejournal.com]

"Maybe I should be a lesbian."
"Wishes can come true."
~they get into bed together~
"Why do you wear your clothes to bed?"

After which they proceed to sleep together. For the second (maybe third) time in the series.

Just... no. Every single "Boy howdy am I straight" line seemed so desperate and forced. And Maura set Jane up with the most feminine man ever. Take a hint, Jane-y.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Maura is trying to wean Jane off guys. Next, she'll go on a blind date with an eunuch.

[tgirl78.livejournal.com]

Okay, is it Bisexual gay or straight up pure 100% Lesbian gay? LOL!

[labellamafia494.livejournal.com]

rizzoli and the isles of lesbos...for serious.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

That makes it sound like Angie Harmon plays a tough-as-nails butch "Indiana Jane" type who penetrates (lol!) a lost island civilization of lesbians to search for some powerful artifact, like a magic wand. This would actually be less gay than any given episode of Rizzoli & Isles.