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seriousficSo you've probably heard of Dry Erase Girl or whatever we've ended up calling her. As it turns out, it was all a fake, because we can't have nice things. Still, at least this means that when I ship her with Wendy Watson, it's not weird. Seriously, she could handle fighting for the Middle Man. She could use her mighty dry-erase board to make pentagrams for capturing demons.
So a male flight attendant lashed out at a sucky customer, escaped down the emergency-exit chute with some stolen beers, and then was later arrested at home having sex with his partner. They're making a movie about him so fast that it came out in 2006.
To make it believable, they cut out the part where he bitch-slaps terror. Not some terrorists; the concept of fear itself.
So a male flight attendant lashed out at a sucky customer, escaped down the emergency-exit chute with some stolen beers, and then was later arrested at home having sex with his partner. They're making a movie about him so fast that it came out in 2006.
To make it believable, they cut out the part where he bitch-slaps terror. Not some terrorists; the concept of fear itself.
