Maybe they should call it "Fast X Furious"

[seriousfic]

So in the next Fast And The Furious movie, they've cast the Rock as the cop who's on Vin Diesel's ass/in his grille. I guess that was the only way they could replace the testosterone lost by killing off Michelle Rodriguez.

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And just in case anyone had any hope it would be good, it's in THREE DURR.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

The working title is "Fast Five", which makes me think of Queer Eye.

I am now imagining Vin Diesel and The Rock as metrosexual, and snickering uncontrollably.

Also relevant

[mcity.livejournal.com]

http://io9.com/5594080/why-does-michelle-rodriguez-always-get-killed-off-we-asked-her

Re: Also relevant

[potatoko.livejournal.com]

I was just about to post that same article! Tough girl roles? She's not even acting. I bet the directors have to tell her to tone it down a bit. "Michelle, could you be a little less butch? You're making Vin Diesel look inadequate. Um, I mean, uh, please? If you would?"

[tgirl78.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly! LOL!