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[seriousfic]

Saw meme, put in a chapter from my book.

I write like
Chuck Palahniuk

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I am Jack's smug satisfaction.

I also put in a selection from Hen Night, the last fic I posted.

I write like
Dan Brown

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Either all y'all have really bad taste or... wait, the system knows that when I write, I'm trying to be silly and fun and grossly inaccurate to the canon, right? Don't screw with me, meme, I'm the new Chuck Palahniuk and my name is far easier to spell than the old Chuck Palatinate!

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[so-wicked.livejournal.com]

I analyzes several of my stories and, apparently, I'm a mix between Stephen King and Dan Brown.

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software (http://www.codingrobots.com/memoires/). Analyze your writing! (http://iwl.me)

Also, interestingly enough, that one piece of Twilight fiction I wrote before I knew any better seems to be quite similar to how James Joyce writes. Makes me feel a whole lotta better about myself.

I write like
James Joyce

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software (http://www.codingrobots.com/memoires/). Analyze your writing! (http://iwl.me)

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

James Joyce writing Twilight fanfic? Horrifying.

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

THAT FUCKING MEME, I GOT DAN BROWN NO MATTER WHAT I PLUGGED IN, AGGGHHHHHH.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but some people just aren't natural talents like me and Chuck. Now if you'll excuse me, we have to go yachting and watch the first cut of Fight Club 2: Mo' Personalities, Mo' Problems.

[rann.livejournal.com]

According to this thing, at least half of everybody writes like Dan Brown.

I tried four different things I'd written and gotten Dan Brown on half of them. I got no authors I actually read on any of them.

I think it must have a rather limited database or a rather simplistic comparison method. Or both.

[fanaticreader.livejournal.com]

This was fun. And weird. I tried one of my neurology papers and a glee fic and got Dan Brown for both of them. One HP fic? Vladimir Nabokov. A LotS fic and Hollows fic got me Stephen King.

Wtf am I suffering from some kind of multiple personality disorder? lmao

[fanaticreader.livejournal.com]

Oh yes and one other Glee fic that was almost entirely IM conversations got me Chuck Palahniuk lol

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I got Kurt Vonnegut, James Joyce, James Joyce, and JK Rowling. The last one was actually a Harry Potter fanfic, though I don't think Jo ever wrote about Draco accidentally knocking Harry up.

No, not like that.

[nike-ravus.livejournal.com]

I had Chuck P for my novel too, but apparently my smutty lesbian porn is like Charles Dickens.

Charles Dickens.

Seriously.