Ultraviolet liveviewing
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seriousficOkay, so there was this movie called Equilibrium, which everyone liked. Christian Bale and Sean Bean played BFFs, and they did kung-fu with guns. The writer-director, Kurt Wimmer, decided to do another movie. He also decided drug addiction was nifty.
The result was Ultraviolet, starring Milla Jovovich. Does she have a nude scene? Bet your ass she has a nude scene! Does she, at some point, fly through the air while firing a gun in each hand? Dude. What are you even asking for?
The plot goes something like this: In the future, someone accidentally creates vampires. Milla Jovovich is pregnant, but then she becomes a vampire and loses her ~baby~, so she joins the rebellion of vampires and is given a job to impersonate a bike messenger and sneak into a government facility and steal a briefcase but then it turns out the briefcase is a baby. This is the first ten minutes, not counting the time she spends driving up a wall on her flying motorcycle. Plus, this.
If you would like to know more, there is a liveviewing planned, probably with a drinking game where we will take a shot every time there is lousy CGI. If you agree, you'll probably have to abstain from alcohol for a few days beforehand, because if you go into a lousy CGI in Ultraviolet drinking game with a blood alcohol level above -2, YOU WILL DIE.
Oh, and William Fichtner shows up. That's right, AGENT MAHONE. FLIRTING WITH LEELOO. YES, THIS MOVIE IS YOUR ONE CHANCE OF LEADING A HAPPY LIFE.
The result was Ultraviolet, starring Milla Jovovich. Does she have a nude scene? Bet your ass she has a nude scene! Does she, at some point, fly through the air while firing a gun in each hand? Dude. What are you even asking for?
The plot goes something like this: In the future, someone accidentally creates vampires. Milla Jovovich is pregnant, but then she becomes a vampire and loses her ~baby~, so she joins the rebellion of vampires and is given a job to impersonate a bike messenger and sneak into a government facility and steal a briefcase but then it turns out the briefcase is a baby. This is the first ten minutes, not counting the time she spends driving up a wall on her flying motorcycle. Plus, this.
If you would like to know more, there is a liveviewing planned, probably with a drinking game where we will take a shot every time there is lousy CGI. If you agree, you'll probably have to abstain from alcohol for a few days beforehand, because if you go into a lousy CGI in Ultraviolet drinking game with a blood alcohol level above -2, YOU WILL DIE.
Oh, and William Fichtner shows up. That's right, AGENT MAHONE. FLIRTING WITH LEELOO. YES, THIS MOVIE IS YOUR ONE CHANCE OF LEADING A HAPPY LIFE.
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Date: 2010-06-30 03:59 pm (UTC)http://telepresence.livejournal.com/57047.html