Oh, honey, no.

[seriousfic]

Megan Fox: I don't want people to protest this, but I would like to be Rainmaker in Gen 13 if they ever made that into a movie. She's a Native American, and I have a little bit of that blood in me. It would be a bit of a stretch—but if Jake Gyllenhaal can be the Prince of Persia, I think that I can do that.

See, you always worry about how this racebending/whitewashing stuff is going to affect young people and there you go. I hope you're happy, Jake Gyllenhaal. You've corrupted Megan Fox.