It's funny because the dog is bigger than you'd expect.

[seriousfic]

I just saw a commercial for a Marmaduke movie. It features hordes of CGI animals dancing to Kei$ha. If you showed me Adolf Hitler reading a Jeph Loeb comic with a dog-fighting video on for background noise, my eyeballs would be prepared.

ETA: Owen Wilson plays Marmaduke. You know, I hate to say it, but I think suicide actually WAS the answer there.