This dispels my ennui

[seriousfic]

It's like the last Sherlock Holmes movie, only if Lara Croft were the hero, she wore a foofy hat, and had a French accent. Normally, this is the part where I'd say "so, much better than the last Sherlock Holmes movie," but hey, you've gotta give it up for Robert Downey Jr. These days, if someone tried to take half the drugs he's done, we'd have either a celebrity death or Lindsey Lohan. But the guy just keeps trucking!

In summary, French Lara Croft fights dinosaurs and mummies. Damnit, France, you're totally cutting into America's marketshare. What's next, a remake of a movie that doesn't need to be remade, but in 3D?